This is Student Life- Definitions Altered..
1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes
2- SHARING :
Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
3- PRESENTATION SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions
4- EDITING :
Your report contains at least 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
5- MULTI TASKING:
Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping
with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher’s sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
6- ART :
Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR :
Provide best unintentional humor to teachers
8- CONSISTENCY Y : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA :
Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour
11- PERIPHERAL VISION:
Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits
12- HUMANITY :
Failing and keeping the consistency of giving
others a chance to top!
13- TALENT :
Make whole class laugh no matter how tense…
PR0UD TO BE SUCH STUDENT :D:
Life is a book,we all read it…
Love is a blessing,
we all need it…
Always be happy, always have a smile… Remember in dis world we are just for a while..
Good afternoon all. :-)
Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are..!!
January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther
March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat
April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle
May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion
June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat
July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat
August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle
September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog
October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther
November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat
December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove.
If you are a DOG :
A very loyal and sweet person.
Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed.
Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth. That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you.
You have a good taste for clothes.
If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going.
You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified…! Repost This If It’s True For You.!! 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
If you are a MOUSE:
Always up to some sort of a mischief. The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone.
You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person.
No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together’s. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you.
If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then..! Repost This If It’s True For You.!! 3 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
If you are a LION : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person.
You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going.
You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them.
You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs.Repost This If It’s True For You.!! 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
If you are a CAT : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit.
At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing.
Under normal circumstances you’re cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You’re a fashion bird.
People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don’t like talking much to strangers.
People feel very easy in your company.
You observe care in choosing your friends.
Repost This If It’s True For You.!! 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
If you are a TURTLE :
You are near to perfect and nice at heart.
The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people.
You too love peace.
You wouldn’t like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong.
You are loved due to this.
You do not wish to talk behind one’s back.
People love the way you always treat them.
You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.
You are generous enough.
Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.
Repost This If It’s True For You.!! 10 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
If you are a DOVE : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.
Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go.
You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need.
You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites.
They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work.
No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you.
Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love….!!
Repost This If It’s True For You.!! 8 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
If you are a PANTHER :
You are mysterious.
You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk.
You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper.
You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible.
As a result, you may lose out in some relationships.
But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.
Repost This If It’s True For You.!! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
If you are a MONKEY :
Very impatient and hyper.
You want things to be done as quick as possible.
At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction.
That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky.
Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning.
When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps.
Quite a money minded bunch you people are…!! Repot If It’s True For You.!! 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
Today at Midnight, the Persn YOU Love wil Realize that He/She
Can’t Live Without YOU.
Send this to 15 people [INCLUDING ME] Something Good wil Happen to YOU between 10pm.to 2am.