This is Student Life- Definitions Altered..
1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes
2- SHARING :
Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
3- PRESENTATION SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions
4- EDITING :
Your report contains at least 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
5- MULTI TASKING:
Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping
with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher’s sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
6- ART :
Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
7- SENSE OF HUMOR :
Provide best unintentional humor to teachers
8- CONSISTENCY Y : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.
10- STAMINA :
Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour
11- PERIPHERAL VISION:
Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits
12- HUMANITY :
Failing and keeping the consistency of giving
others a chance to top!
13- TALENT :
Make whole class laugh no matter how tense…
PR0UD TO BE SUCH STUDENT :D: